I’m pretty sure The Boy is going to become a professional football (soccer) player. At present, all signs point to him becoming a member of Everton FC. After all, there’s definitely a precedent:
I don’t intend buying him an Everton jersey, but it is the holiday season so donations would be cheerfully accepted. Just kidding. He does, actually, have a Patriots onesie in Laurence Maroney’s #39. After all, we’re AMERKINS, dammit!