The Boy Will Play for Everton

I’m pretty sure The Boy is going to become a professional football (soccer) player. At present, all signs point to him becoming a member of Everton FC. After all, there’s definitely a precedent:

Lee Carsley

Lee Carsley

Andy Johnson

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Thomas Gravesen

Thomas Gravesen 

 

 

The Boy

The Boy

 

I don’t intend buying him an Everton jersey, but it is the holiday season so donations would be cheerfully accepted. Just kidding. He does, actually, have a Patriots onesie in Laurence Maroney’s #39. After all, we’re AMERKINS, dammit!

 

 

 

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One response to “The Boy Will Play for Everton

  1. Let’s give him a combover – then he can win the World Cup…

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